Urban Dictionary: Shrink wrap

Shrink wrap

condom, condoms.

gimmie my shrink wrap.

by C.J. Henry February 22, 2004

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shrink wrapping

When one installs a condom in the flacid condition then grows into it.

it's not hard... don't worry I'm shrink wrapping it..

by the noodle'er December 08, 2008

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Shrink Wrap

A sexual act performed by gay men, involving one man who is uncut (not circumsized)

Pressing the heads of two penises together and pulling the fore-skin over the other and simultaneously masturbating both.

Man #1: Wanna play tummy sticks?

Man #2: Sure, can we shrink wrap?

man #1 proceed to pull his foreskin over the head of man # 2 and they mutually masturbate.

by DJ Mack Attack June 04, 2009

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shrink wrap

the process of applying a condom to a soft penis.

that ugly bitch paid me 100 bucks to hit it so i had to shrink wrap it to protect my self from her ghanaria.

by trojan whores September 03, 2003

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Shrink-wrap

Being forced or guilted into going to therapy.

I will not go to a therapist! Don't shrink-wrap me!

by Sodom-You June 19, 2013

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Shrink Wrap

When you do the perfect poo which requires, at the most, 1 test wipe.

"Aaaah I just laid down a shrink wrap! no mess, no fuss." - Mr. Poo McPooey-Woo (on the loo)

by I-WIN March 07, 2009

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shrink wrap a turd

When a turd or piece of a turd refuses to go down after repeated flushings. It keeps bobbing up as if made of cork.Piling on multiple layers of toilet tissue essentially shrink wraps the obstinate floater and results in a flushable package.

After 5 flushes,I had to shrink wrap a turd to get it to go down.

by wolfbait51 March 23, 2011

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