The ultimate insult to a person who has extremely small dick energy or is an absolute pussy.

A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.

When one man cums on the nut sack of another man, and thusly snorts his own semen up with a straw.