Not quite a micro penis but significantly smaller than a little penis
James just wriggled around on top of me with his little shrew dick
by Montiero is the worst Chris November 17, 2020
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1. My English teacher is such a shrew.

2. William Shakespeare wrote "The Taming of the Shrew."
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A funny word to say. Sometimes a shrew is known as a small mammal.
by l_mo5 July 05, 2006
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1. A penis that is extremely skinny but an average size. Usually the width of two pencils.
1. That guy is such a faggot. I bet he has a shrew!
2. I had sex with my boyfriend last night and he had a shrew! It was so skinny!
by Machoman6969 March 10, 2009
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A shrew.....
The story of the shrew:
High school pep rally. Gonz comes up to me with a video of a shrew eating a snake. “
What the hell is that man?”
That’s a shrew and that’s all u need to know. We formulated the shrew by gettin ur hand wet in some pussy. You do that and ur a shrew.
Arthur: What you doin tonight man?
Brian: “Oh nothing just hangin with some chicks tryna shrew
by Gonzfunnay December 19, 2017
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Mrs Kirsch is a shrew when she as our period 3 math class.
by Alison March 23, 2003
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A very sneaky, devious person. Always trying to get one over on their friends- they wont hesitate to sneak you.
Kyle: Hey Dez what's that Maths homework you're doing?
Dez: O its just further maths
Kyle: So we dont have any homework for Mrs. Coates?
Dez: Well I haven't done any

Later...

Mrs. Coates: Kyle, where's your homework?
Kyle: We didn't have any did we?
Dez: Here's mine miss
Kyle: Dez you sneaky little shrew!
by vinny_R February 10, 2008
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