James just wriggled around on top of me with his little shrew dick

I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub

Mrs Kirsch is a shrew when she as our period 3 math class.

1. My English teacher is such a shrew.

2. William Shakespeare wrote "The Taming of the Shrew."

Kyle: Hey Dez what's that Maths homework you're doing?
Dez: O its just further maths
Kyle: So we dont have any homework for Mrs. Coates?
Dez: Well I haven't done any

Later...

Mrs. Coates: Kyle, where's your homework?
Kyle: We didn't have any did we?
Dez: Here's mine miss
Kyle: Dez you sneaky little shrew!

The shrew crossed the road.

Waiter: "Ma'am what would you like to drink?"
Shrew: "I want water with lemon. And some sugar, I like to make my own lemonade. And some free bread."