An ogre Lord who believes onions have layers. Fuck Farquard and his shitty bowl haircut cos Shrek is better m8. After watching Shrek you get the feeling to 'Shrek yourself or wreck yourself. Chose wisely.

the whale tail is the shape formed when a g-string rides up high over a womans trousers

see: love
see also: life

Our ogre overlord.

the ultimate daddy

The HOTTEST thing to ever arrive on earth. He was the maker of the infinity gauntlet, universe, and is even the father of the demi-god Thanos. He is the most powerful god in the universe

A mythical deity noted for his insightful parables. Shrek has been reported in numerous sightings throughout the world to appear to his faithful and Shrekoncile their sins. Those who disobey the will of Shrek will often smell onions before meeting a horrific yet well-deserved demise at the hands of Shrek. Shrek is love, Shrek is life.