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The biggest one in the swamp.
Instantly makes you so moist that you can't even handle it.
As soon as that slimy tentacle reaches your throat, you'll go into cardiac arrest from it's extreme length.
If you are looking for some good dick, ask Shrek.
Instantly makes you so moist that you can't even handle it.
As soon as that slimy tentacle reaches your throat, you'll go into cardiac arrest from it's extreme length.
If you are looking for some good dick, ask Shrek.
"Have you had a dick appointment lately?"
"Yeah, it was Shrek's Dick!"
"HOLY SHIT! HOW ARE YOU NOT IN A WHEELCHAIR??"
"Yeah, it was Shrek's Dick!"
"HOLY SHIT! HOW ARE YOU NOT IN A WHEELCHAIR??"
by strummedonny May 23, 2018
Apr 23 Word of the Day
1. noun. It is the sudden feeling of an inexplicable joy one gets when something romantic or idealistic occurs.
When kilig, one may experience the following:
*butterflies in one's stomach
*heart melting
*shivers down one's spine
*irrepressible noises from one's mouth
*uncontrollable smiling
*an inner conflict between hope of something wished for and reality
Kilig may also be defined as that mountain top, floating, on cloud nine, invincible, i-could-keep-smiling, heart aching goodness and feeling which overpowers the mind's ability to think straight, act straight, breathe properly and articulate thoughts into a single comprehensible sentence.
When kilig, one may experience the following:
*butterflies in one's stomach
*heart melting
*shivers down one's spine
*irrepressible noises from one's mouth
*uncontrollable smiling
*an inner conflict between hope of something wished for and reality
Kilig may also be defined as that mountain top, floating, on cloud nine, invincible, i-could-keep-smiling, heart aching goodness and feeling which overpowers the mind's ability to think straight, act straight, breathe properly and articulate thoughts into a single comprehensible sentence.
KILIGS much?? ^_^
by mis2n.yoo June 07, 2011