A bitchass Chinese man with a thick mohawk, and highly MERKED. Usually the awkwardly sober one at parties. Never showers and living in a damp and musky environment.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.