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A punk skateboarder who hangs out in the back of gas stations smoking weed. Shredderboarders make up for their lack of strength in numbers, they travel in packs usually of 5-15. If you ever see a shredderboarder alone tell him to land a kickflip.(Shredderboarders cannot land the simplest of tricks so they sit back and smoke weed.) Once he fails beat his ass
Person 1: Hey man look there's a group of shredderboarders
Person 2: Look at there gay sweatshirts.
Person 1: Yeah man it must be hard smoking pot all day.
Person 2: Lets freak em out by sounding a police siren!
Person 1: Yeah!! Those shredderboarders will piss themselves!
Person 2: Look at there gay sweatshirts.
Person 1: Yeah man it must be hard smoking pot all day.
Person 2: Lets freak em out by sounding a police siren!
Person 1: Yeah!! Those shredderboarders will piss themselves!
by blaggleraggleflabalababingbong March 24, 2009
Jul 15 Word of the Day
The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).
Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”
There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”
There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021