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The dried remains of an ejaculation after it oozes from a woman's vagina and is not cleaned immediately after sex
I banged this nasty skank last night and she woke up this morning stuck to the sheets with shpemp
by The Aristocrat May 01, 2014
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Jul 20 Word of the Day
A pick me is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval. She will embarrass or throw other women under the bus to achieve this goal. The unfortunate thing about a pick me is usually the men they are trying to seek approval from are of poor quality and treat women badly, leaving little real benefit for the pick me.
Pick me: If a man cheats on you, it's probably because you your fault. Be feminine! Make him food! Clean his ass hole!

Rational person: Shut up psycho
by 84848cheese December 01, 2020
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