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A Yes or No for anyone or anything on the Showt.com platform. The pulse of the planet.
Christiano Ronaldo had three goals today. Did you Showt for him? How many Showts did he get?
by JeanShep January 20, 2019
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Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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showt, when something doesnt go in your favor
No Blowjob this week ? You Showt!
by Roxy March 09, 2005
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when you make a fool out of yourself, mostly in a physical manner

originated in Lakenheath, UK
katie: I totally ate shit walking out of the main building today...
will: SO showt...
by ClUb TrEaSuReR October 24, 2005
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To be publically humiliated or embarrassed; when something is wrong or does not go your way, you are Showt. Originated from the soccer team at RAF Lakenheath HS, UK
She was so showt when her bf dumped her
by William Roberts February 18, 2004
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Of or being Martin...
Mother fuckin SHOWT like a cock ass bitch!
Nice and SHOWT
SHOWT like a mother fucking bitch!
by John Watkins May 01, 2004
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Used when something shitty happens to another person. Can only be used in this form, no suffixes allowed!! England's gift to NAU.
Scott: I asked this one girl to give me an eye job, but then she slapped me.

Watkins: NICE AND SHOWT!!!
by U have been showt!! May 01, 2004
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