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Typically, a showpig is a comically large weightlifter who can usually be found at the gym groaning loudly while lifting an obscene amount of weight with his upper body, but is seldom seen working out his legs. A showpig also characteristically tosses dumbells to the floor that he easily lifted only moments before exercising with them, and also allow the plates on the cable machine that he is using to come down with a loud clank after his last repetition. Rarely seen is the skinny, lesser male that exhibits this degree of showmanship, which is often far more entertaining than the hi-jinx of his larger counterpart.
The local steroid supplier must have got his shipment in. Every showpig in town is up in the weight room right now.
by BullyBoyMccoy October 01, 2013
Jun 24 Word of the Day
An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.
Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'
Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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a larger woman who slathers on the makeup and perfume so that, at first glance, she does not appear an odious beast. however, underneath it all she remains a filthy beast with a pussy that smells like hot garbage.
by mario dinis May 01, 2007