When you run the shower to conceal that you are taking a shit; however, no actual showering takes place.

This behavior occurs when one's rectal backfiring is in earshot of another person.

Dry Showering is typically exhibited by individuals that are phobic of fart-expression.

When you shit in the shower and then push the shit through the drain, giving it the vague waffle resemblance.

The act of grinding and shaking your booty to music whilst fully lathered in the throes of a hot steamy shower…

The sexual act where a female stands over a partner and releases menstrual blood on their face. Like a golden shower, but red.

Similar to a golden shower, except you eat asparagus first so your urine stinks like asparagus pee.

When one spends an abnormally long time in the shower because they are putting thought into some of the deeper issues in their life.

the sexual act of pouring steeped tea onto your partner and drinking it off