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A group of sequined-clad young adults who prance around onstage with more energy than cheerleaders on speed in the effort to win a "trophy." They sing, too.
Carlos: Man I'm so tired, I'm out like a straight guy in show choir!
by zoe December 09, 2003
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singers and dancers that perform in random places, such as Branson, Missouri, and West Virginia. These show choir members are often called Show Queers because of the flamboyently bright, sequency costumes.
by Thurmmm June 08, 2004
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1.) a flock of entitled little brats who all think they're gonna end up on Broadway or in Hollywood, but in reality about 25% of them have voices that don't make you want to die.

2.) a group of petty girls who have the attitude of a twelve-year-old and the orange skin of a fifty-year-old, and throw in a few closeted boys who hit on aforementioned girls to make it look like they aren't flaming as fuck.

3.) a choir run by teachers who don't actually teach the popp-y shit music and instead just collect an outrageous amount of money to do jack shit

4.) literally the most cancerous extra-curricular. Go get voice lessons instead. Show choir is hell.
"I wanna be a successful musician! I think I'm gonna join my high school's show choir!"
"Don't do that unless you really want to lose forty hours a week, all your Saturdays, and all of your friends."
by crapsody June 03, 2018
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