The extra awesome extraccurricular activity at schools mostly in the mid west. it is where high school students prance arround on giant risers, duck tape the bottom of their shoes, use enough aqua net to cause lung cancer, sleep on the floors of buses, talk trash about that one girl who "can't do a jazz hand to save her life", and at the end of the day, go home with a few sparkly trophies that make for great weapons if someone is being annoying on the bus ride home. Guys wear more make up than David Bowie, and girls aren't afraid to strip in front of a large crowd of boys. We sweat, get sprained ankles, curse, and at the end of the day made some good friends and had some awesome times! Ah Show Choir...what's not to love!?

v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem

n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem

(from a TV ad for HD television)

1. A group of girls and girly boys in violently sparkly costumes with pretty voices and mad dancing skills.
2. A group of girls in violently sparkly costumes with pretty voices and mad dancing skills.
3. A group of girly boys in violently sparkly costumes with pretty voices and mad dancing skills.
See show choir.

The most fucking AWESOME thing in the world. We showchoir kiddies dance and sing and perform, and the choir teachers love us. People think that it isn't a sport, but they can SUCKIT~ because they know that we are awesome and they are just jealous... :)

It is an activity in which participants sing and dance at the same time, while wearing shiney costumes and jewelry that can blind you, dark make-up, and fake hair. Show choirs perform at competitions within their own state and sometimes compete in other places, such as California, Florida, New York, Branson, Hawaii, and Chicago.

a group of awesome girls who sing and dance and parade around in sequined vests and silver flowy skirts.

also see showchoir.