you have so much stuff on your floor you shovel your room and take arm loads off the floor and just pile it all up on the useless parts of your room

That idiot thinks he started Watergate. I have that shovel feeling for him.

"When Shit Breaks The Shovel" is said when something happens and there is nothing you can do about it.
Person 1- Yeah man, we had to break up do to some things we could change.
Person 2- That sucks bro, sometimes the shit breaks the shovel.

“Hey, where's Tom these days?” “Oh. he's within shoveling distance.”