A list of people that just needs to have a shovel smashed in the face

The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.

A shovel list is a list of people that someone things can benefit from a good wack to the head from a shovel. The term was coined by popular YouTuber WillNE ( pronounced top-sh-ag-ger).

A shovel list is a list of people that someone things can benefit from a good wack to the head from a shovel. The term was coined by popular YouTuber WillNE ( pronounced top-sh-ag-ger).

The opposite of a bucket list; a list of things in life you never want to do.