what you say when you don't want to do something. and in doing so, you must touch your nose. whoever's last, loses, and has to do the bitch work.
"someone should probably get up and change the channel, since no one can find the remote."
"shotty not!" ::puts finger on nose::
"shotty not!" ::puts finger on nose::
by ilikeskittles2 January 3, 2008
by JohnLee January 26, 2008
A variation of the bong native to SouthWest England, where a straight tube is used instead of a conventional "gauze type" bong tube.
The end of the shottie tube (also known as a downie or downpipe/tube) is plugged with a small amount of rolling tobacco, onto which a thin layer of crushed or chopped cannabis is applied. The user then lights the cannabis/tobacco plug until such time as all of the cannabis glows red and the plug can be seen to slide down the tube. At this point, the user gives a sharp tug to pull the cannabis/tobacco into the bong water, the smoke is then inhaled, providing the user with a more intense hit than that provided by conventional smoking paraphenalia, this means shotties provide a both economical and enjoyable smoking experience
by DJ darklight February 19, 2007
A type of home-made bong.
Specifically a vessel, containing water, with a mouthpiece and a removable 'cartridge'.
The 'cartridge' consists of a metal or glass tube inserted into the vessel at an angle, below the water level.
Into this 'cartridge' is packed (and we do mean PackeD)first a slice of cigarette, then powdered or finely crumbled cannabis. The cartridge is then re-inserted to the vessel and the toker burns the draw and pulls on the mouthpiece until the cigarette burns through,it 'pops', the cartridge is emptied and he or she gets an entire lungfull of smoke.
Which the author must note, has a marked effect on the sobriety of the toker.
The shotties origin seems to be the West Country (notably Somerset and Devon)but it's use has been recorded as far afield as London and the North West of England.
see also bong toke
Specifically a vessel, containing water, with a mouthpiece and a removable 'cartridge'.
The 'cartridge' consists of a metal or glass tube inserted into the vessel at an angle, below the water level.
Into this 'cartridge' is packed (and we do mean PackeD)first a slice of cigarette, then powdered or finely crumbled cannabis. The cartridge is then re-inserted to the vessel and the toker burns the draw and pulls on the mouthpiece until the cigarette burns through,it 'pops', the cartridge is emptied and he or she gets an entire lungfull of smoke.
Which the author must note, has a marked effect on the sobriety of the toker.
The shotties origin seems to be the West Country (notably Somerset and Devon)but it's use has been recorded as far afield as London and the North West of England.
see also bong toke
by mim November 14, 2004
Derived from the word "shotgun" where the person who calls it gets the front seat in the car. Instead of using this only on driving in a car the word may be used to call "dibs" on something or doing something first. Also can be used as "shotty not" where it gives rights to a person not doing a specific task.
by Jordan Napoli June 28, 2005
The Shottie is a form of home made bong.
The system is very easy, You need a 500ml bottle (coke or pepsi) a metal tube (I found the old fashioned tire pressure gauge the best).
The bottle you first empty and burn a round hole in the side, most people say to heat the tube and use it melt a holpe in the side but i found if you use a cigerette to burn the hole in the side it works easier and ends up perfect always.
Fill the bottle with watertill under the hole then tilt bottle to 45 degree angle till the water stops coming out.
Take the tube and wrap one end in electrical tape just below the end of it to stop the tube from sliding all the way into the bottle.
Take a cigerette and push about 3 rings into the tube and slice it off with a knife, take the plugged tube and "Dab" into a shot glass (Shottie Glass) or any other bowl that is filled with your crumbled resin or herb, push it in like 3 times and place into bottle.
Burn the shot, suck slow real slow, when the heat reaches the cigerette it will burn faster or slide down the tube at this point suck really hard and Shoot or pop the whole thing into the water giving you an amazing rush as all the smoke rushes quickly into your lungs.
In reference to another definition i started shottieing in Scotland in 1995, Holland 2 times on vacation and also when i moved there in 1999. In Holland discovered an australian that knew of shotties and shottied with me for a while there, now i have reintroduced shotties to america so the shottie is known world wide.
There is a variation of the shottie, The Double Shottie that uses 2 tubes and a 1.5L bottle and 2 tubes at the bottom of the bottle it is exactly the same method as the single but you have to burn both tubes at the same time and if one pops before the other then cover it with a finger till the other pops.
The system is very easy, You need a 500ml bottle (coke or pepsi) a metal tube (I found the old fashioned tire pressure gauge the best).
The bottle you first empty and burn a round hole in the side, most people say to heat the tube and use it melt a holpe in the side but i found if you use a cigerette to burn the hole in the side it works easier and ends up perfect always.
Fill the bottle with watertill under the hole then tilt bottle to 45 degree angle till the water stops coming out.
Take the tube and wrap one end in electrical tape just below the end of it to stop the tube from sliding all the way into the bottle.
Take a cigerette and push about 3 rings into the tube and slice it off with a knife, take the plugged tube and "Dab" into a shot glass (Shottie Glass) or any other bowl that is filled with your crumbled resin or herb, push it in like 3 times and place into bottle.
Burn the shot, suck slow real slow, when the heat reaches the cigerette it will burn faster or slide down the tube at this point suck really hard and Shoot or pop the whole thing into the water giving you an amazing rush as all the smoke rushes quickly into your lungs.
In reference to another definition i started shottieing in Scotland in 1995, Holland 2 times on vacation and also when i moved there in 1999. In Holland discovered an australian that knew of shotties and shottied with me for a while there, now i have reintroduced shotties to america so the shottie is known world wide.
There is a variation of the shottie, The Double Shottie that uses 2 tubes and a 1.5L bottle and 2 tubes at the bottom of the bottle it is exactly the same method as the single but you have to burn both tubes at the same time and if one pops before the other then cover it with a finger till the other pops.
by Evil_Scotsman November 16, 2007
A localised method of smoking cannabis, generally favoured by the chav drop-outs of south Somerset, however it can be found in many stoner circles due to its cost-effectiveness.
The apparatus required for a shottie comprises a rudimentary tube (usually crafted from a sheet of beer-can metal and electrical tape) and a cheap pop bottle. a hole is burned into the lower part of the bottle and the tube inserted, the bottle is then filled up to the hole with water. the overall impression of a completed shottie configuration is very similar to that of a homemade crack-pipe.
The end of the tube is then packed first with a 'plug' of tobacco, then topped with either dirt bar or herb, depending on the class of toker. this configuration is then smoked much in the same way that a bong might be smoked; however the lack of a gauze means that once the plug of tobacco and herb has been sufficiently burned away, the tokee then efforts a final tug, pulling the plug down through the tube and into the water.
This final expenditure of lung capacity, coupled with the instant blast of smoke to the lungs, provides the true 'magic' of the shottie, leaving the tokee lost in an instant haze, unable to breathe or communicate for a short while.
Excessive abuse of the shottie can be dangerous, and the user can genuinely feel the smoke ripping into his/her lungs when it hits. the use of low quality construction materials and/or cheap dirt bar exacerbates this fact.
The apparatus required for a shottie comprises a rudimentary tube (usually crafted from a sheet of beer-can metal and electrical tape) and a cheap pop bottle. a hole is burned into the lower part of the bottle and the tube inserted, the bottle is then filled up to the hole with water. the overall impression of a completed shottie configuration is very similar to that of a homemade crack-pipe.
The end of the tube is then packed first with a 'plug' of tobacco, then topped with either dirt bar or herb, depending on the class of toker. this configuration is then smoked much in the same way that a bong might be smoked; however the lack of a gauze means that once the plug of tobacco and herb has been sufficiently burned away, the tokee then efforts a final tug, pulling the plug down through the tube and into the water.
This final expenditure of lung capacity, coupled with the instant blast of smoke to the lungs, provides the true 'magic' of the shottie, leaving the tokee lost in an instant haze, unable to breathe or communicate for a short while.
Excessive abuse of the shottie can be dangerous, and the user can genuinely feel the smoke ripping into his/her lungs when it hits. the use of low quality construction materials and/or cheap dirt bar exacerbates this fact.
"its 4 a.m, i've ingested far too much amphetamine, there is only one thing which could deliver me to the land of drowsiness. time for a shottie"
...chugalugachugaluga FLOOOOOOOOFFFFF!...
"uuuuuuuhhhhhnnnnnnnhhhhhhhh"
...chugalugachugaluga FLOOOOOOOOFFFFF!...
"uuuuuuuhhhhhnnnnnnnhhhhhhhh"
by D-Bizz October 27, 2006