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When engaging in anal with a woman, the woman craps diarrhea on your penis, effectively spraying it on and around your penis, usually in the pubic region.
Man: Aww yeah..

Woman: Oh shit..

Man: Wha- ohgodohgodohgod u just shotgunned me?!?

Woman: Sorry..

Man: Sorry?!?! Get the fuck out!
by JiggleMaster69 October 15, 2012
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Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
A:dude, Anatidaephobia is the coolest phobia ever!
B:quack!
by blank babushka October 24, 2009
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when one goes down on a girl and she surprise squirts you in the face.
I went down on Cait the other night and holy shit she shotgunned me!
by cind3rsn0w November 05, 2010
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When you take a dump in the bathroom and need to fart in the middle of it, end up farting and spraying shit all inside the toilet bowl. It hurts but at the same time has the satisfaction of shooting a shotgun.
"What were those loud bangs from the bathroom?"
"Sorry I shotgunned your toilet."
by PumpkinSnickers April 06, 2019
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The act of simultaneously jerking off a man and putting a phallic up his anus when kneeling in front.
Thankfully Californication clarified what being shotgunned was before I took the art student up on her offer.
by Scientifically accurate June 19, 2012
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