When you have to poop so bad, when you sit on the toilet, all your crap shoots out of your butthole like a shotgun. Somtimes happens when your sick and you have diarrea.

A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.