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Using a play on words with shotput and cumshot. Essentially to see who can cum shot the farthest. Also called "cum shoot"
Friend 1: Let's play a game of shotcum!!

Friend 2: My personal best is 5.73 meters, I dare you to try and beat that!

Friend 1: Holy smokes you must have edged for a good 5 hours for that shot!
by iisreflect September 24, 2019
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when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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When you nut so hard, you fly backwards due to the force of the semen exiting your body.
I broke my back shotcumming last night.
by Thatsalotofrecoil October 26, 2018
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