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Halfway between 2nd (feeling up) and 3rd (oral). Involves the hand on the genitals. Is very frustrating if this is as far as you get, seeing as it results in blue balls.
by bassplayer91 September 11, 2009
Jul 28 Word of the Day
"I had a lot of cartoon characters that used to get me sexually aroused as a kid... The female reindeer from the Rudolph claymation series, when I was in preschool, I used to be bricked up watching that shit." -Jack Harlow
by real_philly February 11, 2020
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Up the skirt, undies still on. If this is as far as you get, its only slightly less frustrating than repeatedly taking a shovel to the head. Often resulting in blue balls. Stopping a guy at shortstop was ruled cruel and unusual punishment by the Geneva Convention of 1946.
See also first and a half base.
See also first and a half base.
I thought I was gonna get some poontang last night, but just as I was about to give her the Shocker she stopped me at shortstop. So I had to go home and play with my Trogdor.
by Anonymous March 16, 2003
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To use salt, pepper or condiment yourself before passing it to the person who requested it, typically done to exert dominance over requestor.
Man, every time I ask Mark to pass the salt, he fucking shortstops it and uses it first, whether he needs it or not.
by Mark Scott 69 April 21, 2008
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In baseball, the shortstop is the field position between second and third base. So, in fooling around, shortstop is being masturbated by or masturbating your partner, as that's between feeling up and oral sex.
Margo finally let her boyfriend get to shortstop, but she used way too much lotion and he came on her shirt.
by Pauliver October 26, 2003
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1. A fool, a coward or an easily deceived person.
2. To suddenly stop someone from moving or carrying on with what they are doing.
3. A short person.
2. To suddenly stop someone from moving or carrying on with what they are doing.
3. A short person.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant January 04, 2009
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Related to sex and baseball. First base, second base, third base, a homerun being sexual intercourse.
A "short stop" is a an unfinished blowjob.
A "short stop" is a an unfinished blowjob.
by kj October 08, 2004