Urban Dictionary: Shorterism

An amazing person that never deserved to go through what he did :((

":(( shorter wong dead"

"Yes we know you talk about it all the time"

by T0zierh0ep1ss February 03, 2021

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Probably the greatest Jazz composer in history. Wayne Shorter is an outstanding jazz saxophonist who was in the legendary quintet with Miles Davis, Ron Carter, Tony Williams, and Herbie Hancock

"Wayne Shorter is the man! I love some of his compositions such as 'E.S.P.,' 'Footprints,' and 'Dolores'

by Jimmy Spitabbible July 24, 2010

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Gage Shorter

A word used to describe fat gay kids, who attempt to act drunk but in reality sound retarded. The person tries to pick fights with others, but often pussies out and gives excuses of his absence to the fight.

"That guy just pulled a Gage Shorter."

by Koncrete July 26, 2009

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Nicholas Shorter

An absolute dumb cunt and usually a cuck. Also he is the biggest virgin ever. And he is also a kitchen bitch

Oi what's Nicholas Shorter doing?
Probably having a wanking the virgin cunt, can't get any real puss had to suck off his mum's tit all the time.

by Jabraham_ May 31, 2018

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i trip to make the fall shorter

I get stoned to ease the pain.

It's sad what I'm going through but I trip to make the fall shorter so as to cope.

by homegiirlwewe August 22, 2017