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An extreme fox; one who is hot beyond belief, yet somehow approachable. Often chased by copious amounts of paparazzi. Known to enjoy red wine, root beer vodka, and a good time.
Look at that shorten gettin' down on the dance floor! Those hips don't lie.
by shorts-2 June 14, 2010
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Sep 11 Word of the Day
when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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