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A terminal illness in which someone tugs so hard on ones genitals, trying to be funny. But are considered a Dick tugger or a Cock rider. Shortbusdicktuggeritus is an incurable illness. The only way to slow down this illness is to stop tugging and remain off the short bus for a long period of time.
Symptoms are: Swelling of the hand(s), shattered ego, and Dick sneezing
A Dick tugger is defined as someone who metaphorically tugs on someones genitals by making stupid remarks and retarded jokes or grinds on them trying to be cool or wants nothing more to hop on their shit and grind away until there's infact nothing left to grind on.
Symptoms are: Swelling of the hand(s), shattered ego, and Dick sneezing
A Dick tugger is defined as someone who metaphorically tugs on someones genitals by making stupid remarks and retarded jokes or grinds on them trying to be cool or wants nothing more to hop on their shit and grind away until there's infact nothing left to grind on.
Man, you're tugging on my shit so hard it might fall off. Do you suffer from Shortbusdicktuggeritus?
by grindhardorgohome January 16, 2011
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011