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These people are the ones considered vertically challenged. They have many uses. They can be advantageous in certain sports, and can also be used as armrests.

Short people are normally under 5'5, it can vary due to regional height averages. These people are not to be confused with midgets, as they are much much shorter.
Wow, there are so many short people around me! Do you think they'll mind it if i use them as an armrest?
by Adroit957 May 07, 2011
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A euphemism for “kill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.
All right, why don’t you just compost me?
by Dr Bunnygirl March 22, 2020
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People you shouldn’t mess while they are getting a growth spurt.
Yo you with them short people
Bet wait a few months we see who short
by That Arab December 29, 2018
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having a reason to live

good at reaching behind ovens

could easily defeat the whole swedish army
popular song:"Shortpeople got no reason, no reason to live"

Man: "that song is whack shortpeople have a way better

reason to live than those f**cking swedes"

Woman: "yeah i guess your right short people are cool"
by theclap46 July 20, 2009
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Certain people who's main attack is to jump up and bight your ankles. I'm not talking about slightly short or on the little side, I mean fucking SHORT people.

Short people generally have big hair and big personalities, to make up for their lack of height.
Tall people: I'm average and dull.
Short people: I'm smart and spunky to make for my lack of a lower body. It's weird 'cause my torso's pretty normal.
by The Magnificent Mango November 03, 2011
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Short people are very fiesty. They will not hesitate to kill you if you call them short.

Take it from someone who’s short, trust me, you don’t want to mess with these cute but dangerous people.
Person: Wow she’s short
Short People: 😊🔪
Person: NO PLEASE DONT IM SORRY PLEASE DONT KILL ME JSJSJSJDJBDBDVDHDHD
Short People: :)
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