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The absolute highest level of inebriation possible. Being so high/drunk that you’re basically retarded, thus belonging on a short bus.
by Men of shortbussery March 15, 2021
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The act of getting so retarded that you should be riding the short bus. Can also be used as "one is riding the short bus."
Johnny was short bussed last night after he finished that bottle.
Dave smoked so much last night dude, I'm pretty sure he rode the short bus home.
Dave smoked so much last night dude, I'm pretty sure he rode the short bus home.
by I ride the short bus June 13, 2011