When two midgets mate and they produce a fertile offspring that is a sexual then has to mate with its self
Jeff "have you seen the midgets"
Jim "nah i think there short fucking"
3 months later
Steve (The guy midget) "oh honey i think my water broke"
Brit (The girl midget) "oh shit we have to go to the hospital"
Jim "nah i think there short fucking"
3 months later
Steve (The guy midget) "oh honey i think my water broke"
Brit (The girl midget) "oh shit we have to go to the hospital"
by Eavon June 02, 2016
A version of a movie loaded with several F-bombs that is chopped down from 2 hours to 3 minutes and each scene just shows the person or people saying "fuck", "fucking", "fucked", "fucker", etc.
by AusM September 14, 2008
An insulting term used in exteme cases. Like when someone REALLy needs to be taught a lesson on how to cuss someone out
Person one: You suck.
Person two: You short dick bitch fuck! I will take away your manhood!
Person one: Alrighty then
Person two: You short dick bitch fuck! I will take away your manhood!
Person one: Alrighty then
by heartsluv January 15, 2010
Fuck shorts are the comfortable, loose shorts you wear before, during or after fucking
Although ideal for fucking, these can be worn whenever for comfort and are perfect for the morning after a night of hot sex.
Although ideal for fucking, these can be worn whenever for comfort and are perfect for the morning after a night of hot sex.
"This morning I saw Imran wearing fuck shorts...I know what he was up to last night!"
1: "Rufus, your nuts are hanging out of your shorts"
2: "They're not just shorts, they're fuck shorts"
"Wait, isn't that guy a virgin? Why's he wearing fuck shorts?"
"They aren't just for fucking, Ben."
1: "Rufus, your nuts are hanging out of your shorts"
2: "They're not just shorts, they're fuck shorts"
"Wait, isn't that guy a virgin? Why's he wearing fuck shorts?"
"They aren't just for fucking, Ben."
by Ol' mate March 06, 2019
On january first, you get to fuck anybody under the average height for their age and they cant do anything about it
by Dhhdhshsh December 31, 2020