Shork is a ferocious being who will bite you if you’re not careful, but even if you are, you’ll still get bitten anyway.

the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20

Shork is a small impregnated lamb, ready to go to the slaughter. It was used by the Welsh government when fighting the war of "Shorkenshall" and they named it after this, for no apparent reason.

The act of laughing and sighing simultaneously because something is just _that_ stupid.

Youtube sensation with 200 subscribers truely epic