A "That's What She Said" joke that may be funny if delivered with enough enthusiasm but really doesn't make much sense when you really think about it.
To skillfully deliver a "Shoosh" (also called "Pulling a shoosh") try to find the most random and ridiculous occasions to say "That's What She Said", always respond to statements that include words such as "wet, hard, and meat," then LAUGH YOUR ASS OFF- there's no going back.
To skillfully deliver a "Shoosh" (also called "Pulling a shoosh") try to find the most random and ridiculous occasions to say "That's What She Said", always respond to statements that include words such as "wet, hard, and meat," then LAUGH YOUR ASS OFF- there's no going back.
"It's sort of by the meat, but up a little bit." (TWSS!!!)
"Let's do it now, it'll be too hard if we wait." (TWSS!!!)
I hope this works, I don't want to get wet again. (TWSS!!!)
No way dude! That was a total SHOOSH!
"Let's do it now, it'll be too hard if we wait." (TWSS!!!)
I hope this works, I don't want to get wet again. (TWSS!!!)
No way dude! That was a total SHOOSH!
by DJF2 August 15, 2009
Julie: I want to have a pillow fight at our sleepover!
Dana: I'd rather be shooshing with you on the stairs...and then we could cuddle afterward!
Julie: That sounds SO fun...lets do it!
Dana: I'd rather be shooshing with you on the stairs...and then we could cuddle afterward!
Julie: That sounds SO fun...lets do it!
by pinkjewelz September 21, 2011
1. Did you just hear about the $5,000 of profit that Turk made on his last sale? Shoosh.
Blue Jeans cost $60? You've got to be kidding me. Shoosh.
2. Leave me alone -- shoo-shoosh.
Blue Jeans cost $60? You've got to be kidding me. Shoosh.
2. Leave me alone -- shoo-shoosh.
by candidate1066 February 4, 2005
Get the shoosh mug.
Mom: *swinging her fingers and hands in an outward motion* saying shhhhhhh Stop farting your ass stinks you'll wake your father and he'll think I'm trying to get frisky.
Me: ok you don't have to be rude and shoosh me away
Me: ok you don't have to be rude and shoosh me away
by milfy0420 December 14, 2013
by mybanana May 25, 2013