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To propel quickly and quietly
The waitlist system automatically shoomps people from the waitlist into the section four times a day
by Shoomp August 29, 2020
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A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
“Dude, his stuff is pretty out there but he’s still pretty Finance Punk.”
by Pop Pop Bienstock April 01, 2021
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"Dylan is such a shoomp. Last week he shamped all over my life."
by Shamps McGee June 20, 2009
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The sound the pneumatic tube makes at your bank’s drive-thru
The teller sent the tunnel bunny back with my money and it made a reassuring SHOOMP sound...
by WarNPeace December 10, 2017
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A reaction to a weird question or statement that shows you either don’t want to answer the question or you feel awkward because of their statement.
Yeah, so do you ever watch tiger porn?”

“Shoomp!”
by chicken masturbator July 24, 2019
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