A portmanteu of Shit and Coom.

When your a Coomer and you dont have time to stop cooming to take a shit; you Shoom.

Accelerate at fast speeds. Or just going fast.

the process of using anything from two fingers to a piece of wood to finger a fully-clothed persons bum whislt simultainiously saying the word "shoom".

similar to the shoop except wiping the face NOT the inside of mouth.NO ORAL PENETRATION HOKAY

when a female has one significantly larger breast than the other.

another way of saying you're shook

-Trying to relax from being shooketh but can’t, then you are shoomed.
-Or you mistyped Shooked for Shoomed and still went with it.