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(noun) A person acting excessively annoying but not coming across as a jerk or a douche. Usually it becomes very frustrating to interact with said person.
"Shut up you little shoner!"

"GAHHH! You're such a shoner!"
by doogface June 18, 2014
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when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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a shoner is defined as a character with the personality of a no lifed pedophilic asian who finds pleasure in watching men fist each other through the anus. this also includes bending kids over the knee and fucking them anul
Sean Dunn shoner anul
by Derpaherpa December 27, 2013
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The specific kind of erection attained because of a shit-fart (shart) fetish.
A shart-boner.
John instantly popped a raging shoner because of the pungent smell of his shart.
by B hole 1 January 28, 2018
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