A guy who cant ride a bike and stops 15 times

And is gay inshort dont be with him

Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.

Destroyer of non existent things. Good at everything. Qualified and certified in all terrorism activities. Good at piloting planes. Big cock but probably has a a bigger heart.