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The father of all Bullshit
Jai Eazy: 'That's Bullshit Shockey'
by Prokiller_226 April 24, 2010
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Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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The act of grabbing someones butt and squeezing.
Usually done to girls by guys, resulting in a squeak or sometimes a slap from the girl. Emoticon for a shockey is 8O
Bob totally just shockey'd Jane, and she was suprised.
by shocked16 March 28, 2010
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The act of choking in a tense situation.
"Man,I thought he was gonna come through for us, but he wimped out and pulled a Shockey."
by Nuke Baby May 05, 2005
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1. To tattle like a child
2. To snitch
3. To react like a little bitch when you don't get your way
Jeremy shockeyed on me to my girlfriend about my weekend in Vegas in order to win her over. It didn't work.
by nola_me March 21, 2012
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a male who's penis tends to curve to the left.
(as two girls are turning left at a stop sign)

girl:look girl
girl 2:what.!?
girl:were taking a shockey
by Gesikuh and Genuh June 12, 2008
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