For those times when words like 69 appear, there are douche bags that will instinctively mutter "Shnarf" under their breathe. These people will without question say "Shnarf" under any circumstance.
P.S. cirCUMstance...Shnarf.

After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.

if you see a fine specimen of manhood you can say "shnarf!"

"The terrorists attacked, Shnarf!!"
"What's that Shnarf Shnarf"

She shnarffed down the jello shot.

She is shnarffing jello.

You will need to shnarf your pudding.

Dude, somebody totally shnarfed! We still owe $10.50!! Who didn't put in enough?

That was the luckiest shnarfin' grenade ever.

I just shnarfed you so hard.

Eat shnarf and die, kid.

What the shnarf just happened???

We were shnarfin' in the back of my grandma's car.

SHNARF!!!!