Urban Dictionary: Shmuck

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A word used to describe someone who has done an extremely idiotic and stupid move

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A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy

My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank

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Shmuck

A term used to adress a person of extraordinary levels of idiocy.

Cade: How many shmucks does it take to change a lightbulb?
Dunker: Who cares you shmuck! All you need are some tasty waves and a cool buzz and you’ll be fine!

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Shmuck

The Foreskin that is removed from the Penis during a circumcision is the correct definition of shmuck.

Only a shmuck would would would stand up a woman on a date.

by AJK March 01, 2004

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(Yiddish)
a) A penis.
b) An annoying person.

"I was planning this party for weeks, and this Shmuck comes and ruined it !!"

by Anonymous August 12, 2003

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