Shmorky 

God of Flash

OMFG! Shmorky's done it again! We must pay the tribute of Golden Manbabies immediately!

Shmorky by Anonymous August 22, 2003

Going Shmorky 

Committing acts of murder or extreme violence on a group of people or one person while shouting nonsense and expletives in a high pitched child-like voice and usually but not always threatening to kill oneself after finishing the act. Similar to going postal but instead a murder-suicide.

Named after the transsexual pedophile internet artist/animator named Shmorky Kay who always speaks in a high pitched voice and often has bouts of anger and suicide attempts.

"Fuck off or I will go Shmorky Kay on your ass!"

"Oh shit! Trevor is going Shmorky on that group of jocks who always pick on him!

Going Shmorky by Shurdlegurdle April 6, 2017

shmork the shmoon 

When you yield to a bus

I was driving down the road and I forgot to shmork the shmoon

shmork the shmoon by Fart Handler 997 December 2, 2023

Shmork The Shmoon 

When you yield to a bus

I don't shmork the shmoon

Shmork The Shmoon by anonymous December 6, 2023

shmorny 

When one is horny for some [shmorn].

I think shmorn is gross, especially when niblicking is involved. Jimmy is shmorny for it all the time, though.

shmorny by Chingy234 March 10, 2009

Shmork 

shmork is not a word

shmork, that's not a word

Shmork by notaword August 7, 2011

shmooky 

A person who is constantly followed for no reason. Most likly a "shmooky" will be a random person who has no purpose or authority in our daily lifes what so ever.

After following "shmooky" home from school he got upset and started chasing us. But slipped on some mud in the dic of time. that nimwit!

shmooky by Sir Bwain Johnson March 6, 2005