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Whenever you friend is late to the shindig you call them this. Often they are self centered and have a low iq.
Where the hell is shmoose he/she was supposed to be here 4 hours ago.
by rsguy225 October 29, 2018
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when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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1. To act like a celebrity at a party

2. The act of disliking jeb bush
1. I Shmoosed at the party we went to
2. Hey bill do you shmoose? Ye I do tom.
by Rey mysterifaggot November 24, 2015
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