Shmoojee, pronounced (sh-moo-jeeeee)is a term that can replace a variety of words, such as: "sex" "coitus" "fuck" "intercourse" and any other variation of these.
Shmoojee'd - to have had sex with an object, person, or place (if you're that talented)
Shmoojo (non-existent word, don't use it. don't be that guy)
Shmoojee'd - to have had sex with an object, person, or place (if you're that talented)
Shmoojo (non-existent word, don't use it. don't be that guy)
"Hey bro, see that girl over there?"
"Yeah bro"
"Would you shmoojee her?"
"OATH!"
- Shmoojee
"I totally shmoojee'd that fire hydrant the other night man"
- Shmoojee'd
"Yeah bro"
"Would you shmoojee her?"
"OATH!"
- Shmoojee
"I totally shmoojee'd that fire hydrant the other night man"
- Shmoojee'd
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Friend 1: "Aw man, I could totally fuck a catgirl right now.."
Friend 2: "That's it, you're going to horny jail."
Friend 2: "That's it, you're going to horny jail."
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