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The uncomfortable 2-3 minutes after pooping where you don’t want to stand, sit, walk, or really do anything.
Person 1: hey man, let’s get going!
Person 2: give me a minute, I’ve got shmoog.
by AlBauce April 11, 2019
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when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
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a very annoying dog.
friend "dude, your shmoog is barking again.." or guy: " hey what happened to your dog?" other guy: " it was a shmoog.. it had to go."
by fart69-1945 June 09, 2011
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noun;
Someone who is uncool. Thinks he/she is more important than others. You would call someone that when they did something ridiculous or said something humorless.

Can be used as:
Shmoogs
Shmoogle
Shoogy
"Shmoog, that was a pretty cool joke." (Sarcastically)
by Gray Gray96 November 19, 2009
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The sound a baby makes while sucking on a pacifier
The baby made such a loud Shmoog sound when he sucked his pacifier
by Shaun Frank November 11, 2007
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