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Pretending to cum in your pants to get out of trouble from doing a bad deed
"Hey WTF man!? Why didnt you tell me you were going out with my ex girlfriend?"

"Oh man im sorry i just cummed in my pants for no sexual reason looks like i cant get my ass beaten by you"

(mumbles) "I dont need to put up with his Shmizzing
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Jul 23 Word of the Day
A tourist to sub-orbital or orbital space, through commercial space flight programs.
Jeff Bezos and Richard Branson alongside their crew became the first astrotourists, while visiting sub-orbital space in July 2021
by AxonL July 20, 2021
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