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A fine mist of faeces that is emitted from the anus upon emission of gas (flatuance), similar to, but not the same as a Shart.
Dan: Dude I think I just shmist in my pants.
by gorilla in the shmist April 01, 2009
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An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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The refreshing splash of water that cools down your butt cheeks when poop hits the surface of toilet water, making the toilet paper impossible to use.
Jhonny got shmisted because his small intestine absorbed too much water, making his feces heavy.
by BorderSpice February 17, 2011
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