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Shmip is another word for marijuana. It can be used as a verb or a noun.
Do you have any shmip?

Let's shmip... or... have you been shmipping?

We were shmipped.

He was all shmipped up.
by squashy April 26, 2009
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The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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Shmips is a slang word of saying a mixture of marijuana and cocaine wrapped in paper, this mixture originated in Brooklyn NY,
Man1:hey did you see that guy smoking shmips?

Man2: yeah, where'd he get that shit?
by JefferyLake June 02, 2011
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shmips is slang for a mixture of cocaine and marijuana wrapped in paper, it originated in Brooklyn and it is smoked.
Man 1: did you see what that guy was smokin'?

Man 2: shmips, that's some serious shit!
by krefs June 02, 2011
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Shmip is another word for shit.
made up for the pure fact of confusing people who dont know what it means and to use around children.
India: Yo Jessie,
how's you're little shmip of a brother?
Jessie:Being a little shmip, like usual.
by inunii November 13, 2007
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