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marijuana;(ed)- to be stoned;(ing) smoking marijuana
"yo you got the shmeeze?"

"wow you look really shmeezed"

"we shmeezed all the buds"

"what are you guys doing?"
"zhmeezing, werd."
by calmarius May 25, 2006
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Large, beautiful breasts that are keep well consealed and initially appear to be much smaller and less impressive than they actually are until unleashed.
I think Alicia may have some real sleepers.
by KABT October 26, 2007
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n. derived from the Native American term, "Shitty" 1. a synonym for smegma. 2. something of a repulsive level of cheeziness.
adj. 1. Of or having to do with cheeziness and/or smegma. 2. Excessively horrendous and/or cheezy. See also "Cheeze", "Smegma", "Peen", "Foreskin", "Scorpion King", "Jock"
n. Billy forgot to clean the shmeeze off his peen and clogged his urethra.
adj. "Scorpion King" was probably the Shmeeziest movie Hollywood had ever made until "Fast and the Furious" hit theaters.
by PoonPieHouligan August 17, 2003
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A slang term for Mcdonalds. Derived from deeze (Mickey Deeze).
I got the fucking munchies lets hit up Shmeeze.
Working at Shmeeze sucks ass.
by Eser August 04, 2006
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Refers to Marijuana.. Can be used as a verb or Noun
Hey buddy would you like to shmeeze... Or hey please pass the shmeeze
by Mlebhar November 21, 2018
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"Hey Poe, you got any shmeeze on you?"

"Pass me some of that shmeeze, Vyatt."
by IronMaidenFan66 February 28, 2021
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