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Dumbass or an Idiot:
A person who has either done something wrong or stupid.
by Natalie Pal February 21, 2005
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May 21 Word of the Day
n. The birth name of somebody who has changed their name. Most commonly attributed to trans people, but can be attributed to any person who has changed their name. (sometimes written as two words: dead name)

v. 1. To call somebody by their deadname.
v. 2. To out somebody's deadname to the public.
Don't call her by her deadname. She hasn't gone by that name in years.
by Canola Yogurt September 16, 2014
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1. When your in a awkward situation
2. When something mad funny or mad weird

3. When someone's telling you something and you don't know how to

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1. when you see a vaild girl and she's dating and ugly boy , that's a shmeed .

2. when someone's pyo and you don't really care , that's a shmeed .
by kydeeee.mb October 19, 2018
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It means lobster in kepanese
Would you like some shmeed
by Kepanentan November 20, 2020
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The bit of time spent waiting between having a wee and a poo. The shmed is non existent if both occur at same instance. There must be a delay for the shmeed to exist.
You go do a wee and then you have a shmeed and then you poo.
by Milena Lukic November 21, 2007
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smokeable substance, slang also for Vagina and the name of several pets around the globe.
"Dude are you going to spark some of that shmeed up or what?" OR "Do you have any cream? My shmeed really itches!"
by Jennifer August 27, 2003
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The act of being in multiple shmoods.
Man, what I'm in some sort of shmood, but I also feel in some other sort of shmood. I'm in a shmeed.
by shmoodyshmeed October 30, 2018
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