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Very small breasts, no more than a mouthful, smallest of the categorising system that includes jubbly wubblies and whopping doopsies.
Look at the shmeebs on that!
by Master Bates March 28, 2005
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Sexy chunks of meat that we fondle to the song "Milkshake"
Bob was shacking his Shmeebs to "Milkshake."
by Annie August 26, 2004
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a shmeeb is a womans breast or boobs
"i am thinking of getting a smeeb job to mak em bigger"
by Lil' Viking April 29, 2005
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This word refers to a vape.
can i hit your shmeeb?”
by Nigga Guacamole Penis May 06, 2020
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A female's private parts that are extremely saggy, (Even down to a girls ankles)
(Random guy texting) : "yo bro that chick you like gotta big ass shmeeb dude"

(The other guy responds) : "Dude you were right the chick shmeeb rolled down her ankles man, ahhh THE STENCH!"
by SHLOPEY JOOE May 02, 2020
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Fantastic new unisex word relating to all types of underwear. Far more aesthetically pleasing than underpants, knickers, boxers, underscruffles, tangos or panties. Shmeebs provides the linguistic anticipation of all types of undergarment. Use it with pride!!
"Rachel have you seen my shmeebs?"

"Yes sunshine, they're on the lampshade where you left them!"
by shmeebles May 27, 2006
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(Shmeeb) man who rapes children
"You're rah a shmeeb styl blud rah wanna rah very rah shevd fam"
by RAH ADAM STYL October 18, 2020
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