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1. The word used to refer to a hilariously small penis
2. The one thing that justin bieber eats for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and snacks.
2. The one thing that justin bieber eats for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and snacks.
by Bustin' balls January 07, 2016
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n., a lab-created meat product; essentially, animal tissue which has been cultured for the purpose of consumption without harm to animals.
by Joe Vegetarian December 10, 2008
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Amalgamation of "shit" and "meat", animal tissue engineered in a petri dish, sponsored by PETA, supposedly with the aim of replacing meat for consumption.
"Shmeat is such a horrible name, it sounds like what you get when you cross shit and meat." -- cdog, offalgood.com article comment
"If it looks like an egg yolk made of blood, it's shmeat"
"If it looks like an egg yolk made of blood, it's shmeat"
by Andariel Halo March 17, 2009