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"Hey shmammy how many beers have you had tonight!?"...."Uhhh...eleventeen i think (in drunken slur)"
by Nealbird May 10, 2010
Jul 19 Word of the Day
the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower
dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower
by fonzatron2000 April 28, 2007
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sexy boy that is really sexy. people often get mad at his sassiness though. should care about people more. he is really fun to talk to but pretty looserish. overall shmammys are loved.
shmammy is sydneys life.
by supercoolkat5 January 04, 2012