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Shmammered person says to the fuzz: "Awciferr blow this" (as the shmammerd person grabs their junk)
Shmammerd person says: "Hey tender bar drink me a grab"
Shmammerd person says: "Hey tender bar drink me a grab"
by Natty Light3 December 28, 2012
May 4 Word of the Day
A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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your past hammerd, your past smashed.
your both.
shmammerd.
also when your too drunk to say one... there for you are both
your both.
shmammerd.
also when your too drunk to say one... there for you are both
"im so shmammerd i can't even talk"
ways to know your shmammerd "I swear to drunk osipher im not god"
ways to know your shmammerd "I swear to drunk osipher im not god"
by felicia_Greek mafia January 14, 2007