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Shmammerd- a cross between shit faced and hammered.
Shmammered person says to the fuzz: "Awciferr blow this" (as the shmammerd person grabs their junk)

Shmammerd person says: "Hey tender bar drink me a grab"
by Natty Light3 December 28, 2012
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A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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your past hammerd, your past smashed.

your both.

shmammerd.

also when your too drunk to say one... there for you are both
"im so shmammerd i can't even talk"

ways to know your shmammerd "I swear to drunk osipher im not god"

by felicia_Greek mafia January 14, 2007
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Last night oxy, purp and patron got me straight shmammerd
by C. Moss January 31, 2008
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