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The act of pleasuring a female with your fingers while smoking opiates at the same time simultaneously.
I got my ole lady off at the same time as me by givi g her a shmairken.
by JayMkay August 20, 2021
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Sep 9 Word of the Day
the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
by lik_frls_dis.me February 12, 2020
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